Altered Beasts

The Comics and drawings of B.S. Wright
The Batmobile doesn’t have any windows that open.

The Batmobile doesn’t have any windows that open.

My friend, Matthew Nicely, and I collaborated on a flier for a DJ night at Beech Street Parlor.  We’re going to play scary music and we made a scary flier.  You can find more of his work at MatthewNicely.blogspot.com

My friend, Matthew Nicely, and I collaborated on a flier for a DJ night at Beech Street Parlor.  We’re going to play scary music and we made a scary flier.  You can find more of his work at MatthewNicely.blogspot.com

Camella came up with a design idea for our group and I made it so.

Camella came up with a design idea for our group and I made it so.

Hi, here is a dumb comic

Hi, here is a dumb comic

Here’s another record store (former) regular.  He would come in daily and listen to ELO.  Sometimes he would buy the terrible portable cd player we sell and then complain that it immediately breaks while buying another.  He was a human leitmotif.  Later he started getting violent and threw a cd at an employee which earned him banishment.  After the fact we found out that he had been picked up by the police on multiple occasions for indecent exposure.  I think he huffed paint and drank a lot of booze and maybe smoked crack.  I couldn’t remember what type of shoes he wore, but I don’t believe they were the nice boots that I’ve drawn here.

Here’s another record store (former) regular.  He would come in daily and listen to ELO.  Sometimes he would buy the terrible portable cd player we sell and then complain that it immediately breaks while buying another.  He was a human leitmotif.  Later he started getting violent and threw a cd at an employee which earned him banishment.  After the fact we found out that he had been picked up by the police on multiple occasions for indecent exposure.  I think he huffed paint and drank a lot of booze and maybe smoked crack.  I couldn’t remember what type of shoes he wore, but I don’t believe they were the nice boots that I’ve drawn here.

Happy Mother’s Day

Happy Mother’s Day

Roleplay

Roleplay

I work at a record store and this was a regular (now banned) he had a constant boner or a goiter or a boner-goiter.  People called him Boner Troll. He would write down lyrics that he heard on the radio and then ask you questions like: Do you have a song called, “there’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold.”  Sometimes he listened to cds and laughed and rubbed himself on the counter.  He talked like a salty sailor.  He wore a Grateful Dead shirt everyday.  He did have a pretty cool faded tattoo of a dog or a sea monster or something on his forearm.    

I work at a record store and this was a regular (now banned) he had a constant boner or a goiter or a boner-goiter.  People called him Boner Troll. He would write down lyrics that he heard on the radio and then ask you questions like: Do you have a song called, “there’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold.”  Sometimes he listened to cds and laughed and rubbed himself on the counter.  He talked like a salty sailor.  He wore a Grateful Dead shirt everyday.  He did have a pretty cool faded tattoo of a dog or a sea monster or something on his forearm.    

I work at a record store and this is a regular customer.

I work at a record store and this is a regular customer.

I don’t know what

I don’t know what